did you get engaged???
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
