So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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