We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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