hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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