covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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