no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Actions speak louder than pants.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
