I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Porn is love you can see.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Randomize
