Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
