Already got asked if we're dating
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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