Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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