So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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