Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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