You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
third nipple confirmed
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
