The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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