Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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