There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Be still, my beating vagina.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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