i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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