Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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