): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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