I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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