the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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