with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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