Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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