Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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