Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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