That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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