Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
