Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
this will be a night to untag.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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