Don't you send me to vm
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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