I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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