I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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