Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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