Please, let me fuck your mom
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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