just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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