the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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