we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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