YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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