Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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