so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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