Define "chronic" masturbator.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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