At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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