one two three fourrrrnication!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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