Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it because I queefed?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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