How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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