we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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