Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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