did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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