just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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