I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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