Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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