She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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